Well on the bright side, it grew back! It just... took a while...And he refused to get a haircut 'cuz he didn't want the birds to win and get all of his hair, so he never shaved off the bits they didn't get. Man, he sure did look weird...

[He lets and shakes his head. Keith, what a guy.]

Really now, though? That sounds awesome! Too bad Keith didn't have you, I bet he never would've had his accident if ya had been.