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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[horribly filtered to the boys; hackable by the girls]

Uhhh...

Mulans been ignorin me ever since the dance. I

I dont remember much but i think

[sooo many inkblots]

i think i kissed her. izzat bad?

Comments

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[dofaye.livejournal.com]

It certainly is bad if she didn't want you to.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i dont think she didnt want me to... we were talkin about kissin in movies

and she said i could show her what it was like in the movies...

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[dofaye.livejournal.com]

I find that a bit romantic, but it doesn't mean she agreed.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

it sounded like she did but... i dont know! what should i do?

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[dofaye.livejournal.com]

You should apologize, if necessary. It isn't right to force such things on a lady.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Ok. Ill try and say im sorry. i really didnt know i did somethin wrong!

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[dofaye.livejournal.com]

You didn't know that you're supposed to ask before kissing somebody?

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

not really!

but i mean... i didnt not ask!

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[dofaye.livejournal.com]

That's a rather weak defense.

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You must have been pretty bad at it.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

naw man, i dont think i was bad... i mean sure ive never kissed a girl but... still

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

...seriously? Have you not met Brittany?

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

ive met her but what does brittany have to do with Mulan?

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

She makes out with everyone, how have you not done anything with her?

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

uhhh

i dont know... i didnt know she did that.

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

How did you not know?

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

cuz aint nobody told me that!

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Okay, Ellis, here's what you need to do. You need to find Brittany, ask her to teach you, and then go try it again with Mulan. She won't ignore you, she'll be all over you.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

what?!

dude! i cant do that to Mulan!

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

It's not cheating if you're not actually dating.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i dunno man...

why would brittany even do somethin like that for me?

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

She's a sweet girl whose life goal is to snog every guy in the school? That's why.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[the confliction. it buuuurns.]

i dont know... maybe i should talk to Mulan first.

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

What? No, that's stupid, don't do that. You're not supposed to tell her you need someone to teach you, you're supposed to magically become better.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

No no no i wasnt gonna tell her I need someone to teach me! i was gonna... ask her if were were datin.

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You would know if you were.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well ok mr technical

if were gonna date.

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

How is that different from asking her to be your girlfriend?

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well... i guess its

[blotblotblot]

not? so i shouldnt ask her that...?

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Not until you know what you're doing.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Ok.

i guess that makes sense, if you think about it! thanks man. i hope brittany really will do it!

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

No problem, mate!

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[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's better not to remember, particularly if your actions occurred while being inebriated.

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i think remember more'n i want to...

[magicalmiracles.livejournal.com]

nAh, My BrOtHeR.
ThAt'S a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe.
aLl Up AnD mOtHeRFuCkInG bEiNg AlL kIsSy AnD wHaT aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcK??
JuSt Be
aLrIgHt LiStEn HeRe MoThErFuCkEr BeCaUsE i'M aBoUt To Be SpOuTiNg ThE wIcKeD mOtHeRfUcKiN nOiSe oN yOu.
JuSt Be AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg GoInG uP tO hEr, RiGhT, aNd BeIn aLl 'HeY hEy PrEtTy MoThErFuCkInG lAdY, wHaT aLl Is ThE mOtHeRfUcK??'
aNd MaYbE tAkE hEr SoMeThInG rEaL mOtHeRfUcKiN pReTtY.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...

okay i had a hard time reading that but you want me to

[inkblots]

uhh, wait no. my mama it was wrong to talk to a girl like that!

[magicalmiracles.livejournal.com]

dOn'T bE tAkInG iT sTrAiGhT, mY bRoThEr.
SaY iT fRoM tHe HeArT.
sPoUt ThAt MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD hEaRtNoiSe.
AlL yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoVe NeEdS tO rEaCh HeR mOtHeRfUcKiNg EaRs.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Ohhh
i think i geddit! you think i should tell her how i really feel n stuff?

[inkblotsss]

i dont know if i can do that.

[magicalmiracles.livejournal.com]

aWwW yEaH, bRoThEr.
Oh, BuT yOu MoThErFuCkInG gOt To, DoGg!
yOu GoT tO aLl Up AnD bE sPiLlInG tHe SwEeT lOvE nOiSe fRoM yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeArT.

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[vampauxiliatrix.livejournal.com]

That Would Depend Entirely On How You Kissed Her And Whatever Other Circumstances Were Involved During That Particular Display Of Affection
Were You Sober Or Inebriated
Did You Kiss Her Against Her Will Or With Her Consent

I Cannot Give You An Opinion As To Whether Your Kiss Was Bad Or Good Or Mediocre Without Knowing These Details
And Even Then The Only Person Who Can Truly Tell You That Is Mulan

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[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

whoa hey howd you read that? i thought it made it so only the boys could read it! But uh i guess... i dont think i did it without permission.

we were talkin about movies and i offered to show her what it was like in the movies when they get real close and kiss, and she said she wanted me to show her.