[5] Voice [Also backdated a bit before the game]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh mah gawd, oh mah gawd, oh my gawd.

Mul- Ping... I... I just realized-

I just... I just realized yer Mulan! Oh mah gawd. I-it all makes sense n' stuff! Ohmahgawd. Y-ya woke up in Mulans bed cuz yer Mulan, n'... Oh mah gawd! I was so mean t'ya! Holy shit, I'm so sorry! I didn't know! I thought you were some creepo kidnapper! Will ya fergive me? Oh man, I jus' can't do nothin' right. First I kiss ya and then-- shit, I was just so mean. I'm sorry! I shoulda somehow knew when you had waffles with somebody at the dance, and... and ya mentioned Elle! I've been called Elle before but it's kind girly, so... No offense! Girls'er cool!

I'm so sorry Mulan oh mah god.
does this mean.... uhh do we...
were we even ever...

What the hell's going ooooon?!

Comments

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[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Hey, you the guy who was giving Ping a hard time?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

... Did you say you kissed him?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

I didnt mean to give him a hard time! i... thought he kidnapped Mulan!

And... yeah i kissed hi- her at the dance... before she was a he...

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Wh- Ew!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

whatcha mean ew? Mulan aint nasty!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Mulan is and I don't know who you are, but if you go around molesting my team anymore, you're gonna regret it, buddy.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Mulan is Ping!

[big ink splatter]

molestin i di [running too much to continue this sentence]

it wasnt like that!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Ping is Ping.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Im pretty sure Ping was Mulan...

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

And who do you think knows him better, me or you?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well... lookin back, i kinda... think his lips look kinda familiar...

have you kissed'm too?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

What!? No!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

so then that kinda means i know him better right?

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

... Are you drunk?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[inkblots]

No im not drunk! There aint even beer in the school. Why...?

and im so sorry again!

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda having a hard time believing when you talk about kissing me and me being a girl.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But... dontcha see that everybodies all weird now? It got to ya too.

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

Or you know, maybe it got to you!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

I

dont think it did... i dont remember bein a girl!

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

Neither do I!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

just cuz you dont remember it dont mean it aint true!

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

And that doesn't apply to you because...

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i

i dont know...

[and now he is starting to think he is horribly wrong]

aint there a picture of you somewhere that I could use to show you what you looked like?

[itsrlypingnow.livejournal.com]

... No. All my things are gone.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Your things are but are Mulans?