[5] Voice [Also backdated a bit before the game]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh mah gawd, oh mah gawd, oh my gawd.

Mul- Ping... I... I just realized-

I just... I just realized yer Mulan! Oh mah gawd. I-it all makes sense n' stuff! Ohmahgawd. Y-ya woke up in Mulans bed cuz yer Mulan, n'... Oh mah gawd! I was so mean t'ya! Holy shit, I'm so sorry! I didn't know! I thought you were some creepo kidnapper! Will ya fergive me? Oh man, I jus' can't do nothin' right. First I kiss ya and then-- shit, I was just so mean. I'm sorry! I shoulda somehow knew when you had waffles with somebody at the dance, and... and ya mentioned Elle! I've been called Elle before but it's kind girly, so... No offense! Girls'er cool!

I'm so sorry Mulan oh mah god.
does this mean.... uhh do we...
were we even ever...

What the hell's going ooooon?!

Comments

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[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Hey, you the guy who was giving Ping a hard time?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

... Did you say you kissed him?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

I didnt mean to give him a hard time! i... thought he kidnapped Mulan!

And... yeah i kissed hi- her at the dance... before she was a he...

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Wh- Ew!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

whatcha mean ew? Mulan aint nasty!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Mulan is and I don't know who you are, but if you go around molesting my team anymore, you're gonna regret it, buddy.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Mulan is Ping!

[big ink splatter]

molestin i di [running too much to continue this sentence]

it wasnt like that!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Ping is Ping.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Im pretty sure Ping was Mulan...

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

And who do you think knows him better, me or you?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well... lookin back, i kinda... think his lips look kinda familiar...

have you kissed'm too?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

What!? No!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

so then that kinda means i know him better right?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

So you don't have any friends or what?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[inkblots]

Um...

why are you askin that all of a sudden?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

You can only know someone if you've kissed them? What a sad little pervert.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

What?!

No that aint what i meant at all! and i have lots of friends like John and Puck! and Keith!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Are those imaginary people too?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[inkblots]

ocourse not! we all go to this school together!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Never heard of 'em.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[he is seriously so exasperated at the castle right now. so much exasperation.]

John!

black hair, neat glasses, cool teeth!

Puck... awesome dude! Ladies man!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, I'll give you John, good job picking the commonest name, like, ever. I don't know any Puck, though, unless you're talking about Puckerman and ladies man is some kinda new code word for skank.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i didnt pick his name... his dad did!

and... yeah Puckerman! and no, i would never call nobody a skank! thats terrible! i just meant hes real good with girls! like he knows stuff!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

No, she's definitely a skank. And y'know, a chick.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Puck aint no skank.

And okay yeah shes probably a girl now, but she was a guy!