thisonetime_withkeith | [5] Voice [Also backdated a bit before the game]

[5] Voice [Also backdated a bit before the game]

Oh mah gawd, oh mah gawd, oh my gawd.

Mul- Ping... I... I just realized-

I just... I just realized yer Mulan! Oh mah gawd. I-it all makes sense n' stuff! Ohmahgawd. Y-ya woke up in Mulans bed cuz yer Mulan, n'... Oh mah gawd! I was so mean t'ya! Holy shit, I'm so sorry! I didn't know! I thought you were some creepo kidnapper! Will ya fergive me? Oh man, I jus' can't do nothin' right. First I kiss ya and then-- shit, I was just so mean. I'm sorry! I shoulda somehow knew when you had waffles with somebody at the dance, and... and ya mentioned Elle! I've been called Elle before but it's kind girly, so... No offense! Girls'er cool!

I'm so sorry Mulan oh mah god.
does this mean.... uhh do we...
were we even ever...

What the hell's going ooooon?!

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[inkblots]

Um...

why are you askin that all of a sudden?

You can only know someone if you've kissed them? What a sad little pervert.

What?!

No that aint what i meant at all! and i have lots of friends like John and Puck! and Keith!

Are those imaginary people too?

[inkblots]

ocourse not! we all go to this school together!

Never heard of 'em.

[he is seriously so exasperated at the castle right now. so much exasperation.]

John!

black hair, neat glasses, cool teeth!

Puck... awesome dude! Ladies man!

Okay okay, I'll give you John, good job picking the commonest name, like, ever. I don't know any Puck, though, unless you're talking about Puckerman and ladies man is some kinda new code word for skank.

i didnt pick his name... his dad did!

and... yeah Puckerman! and no, i would never call nobody a skank! thats terrible! i just meant hes real good with girls! like he knows stuff!

No, she's definitely a skank. And y'know, a chick.

Puck aint no skank.

And okay yeah shes probably a girl now, but she was a guy!

Did you hit your head?

i dont think so... why?

Because otherwise you're just nuts.

i aint nuts!

why d'you think im nuts?

Duh, you're completely out of touch with reality.

i... what?

Hey, what am I like as a guy, huh? Totally buff and super sexy?

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Uh... i dunno. i mean i never really... looked at you like that? Cuz i aint... but i mean your real cool as a guy!

Dude, you made out with Ping. You totally are.

i kissed Mulan!

You said you recognized his lips.

yeah cuz like... theyre the same lips! they were just girl lips when i kissed them!

Just keep telling yourself that, buddy.

im serious! and im gonna get proof!

[somehow...]

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