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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[If you haven't seen Ellis much so far during school, it's because he's been kind of avoiding people because he's been really depressed  and hasn't even been on the journals. He's finally decided it's time to stop wallowing in self pity and put himself out there.]

dunno if i told anyone this or not but

[there is a large amount of inksplatters and the following text is rather tiny, and a little shaky.]

mulan broke up with me this summer...
well we werent really datin but she told me itd be best if were just friends
what i did wrong?

So i guess im kinda single if... ya know

Your lookin for a boyfriend or somethin maybe...

or just a friend. i mean i was just lettin people know... just in case ya know?

[Strike is hackable, it's just a crossed out sentence.]

Comments

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Friend-zoned, huh? Ouch.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

i thought it was goin good! and then... bam.

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. I thought you guys were super cute.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[shaky, almost illegible writing.]

ya... did?

[Heavy inkblots, or overturned ink bottle, the world may never know.]

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Totally!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well that dont matter much now... but thanks

it still means a lot to me even though we aint together no more.

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it, big guy. You'll find someone else.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i sure hope so. it was nice havin a girlfriend. i aint ever had one before mulan.

no other girl ever wanted to have waffles with me before!

well i mean. i aint ever asked anyone before her but that aint the point.

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Wow, you guys had breakfast together, huh?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well i dont know if it counts as breakfast if we had them at night. we ate em together at last years dance!

ima never forget that night... well actually i kinda forgot a lot of it since i was drunk...

but again thats beside the point.

1/2

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

... Oh. [Disappoint. That was some juicy gossip you just ruined.]

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

I'd eat your waffles.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

whoa really?

ya want me to bring ya some sometime?

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Sure, anytime! I bet they're awesome.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

wow... thanks! yeah! ill make ya some as soon as i can!

[burgerboobs.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ellis, wow. I'm so sorry. You both seemed happy.

I'd offer to fuck you if I was single.

1/??? I'm predicting 3

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

you think we di

[cuts off, and a few inkblots are the only thing for a few moments.]

2/3

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

wait...

i dont...

you would

[he really just knocked his ink bottle all over the journal.]

3/3

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

you mean like sex?

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. If you're not into that, I mean. There are other things.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

no no no

i didnt mean

no!

i mean no that i am into it.

so yeah!

who isnt into that right?

i mean i do it all the time. well i mean i aint ever done it with a girl but

[inkblots]

wait wait wait no that came out wrong!

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it comes out fine.

But this is totally hypothetical. I'm not going to cheat on my boyfriend. That would make me a horrible person.

ffffff xD

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

wait... wh- nevermind

Oh... right. yeah. i forgot about that.

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I'm sure other girls would. Or maybe someday.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

maybe... yeah...

thanks though! im glad for the offer anyway.

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

You could get someone to help you.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Dude...you're not supposed to mope about it in public.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i aint mopin! im advertisin! they gotta know im free.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You sound like a desperate bitch.

[magichairbrush.livejournal.com]

Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure it's hard.

If you need a friend... Well, I know we don't really know each other, but I would be happy to talk to you when you need it.

[blackbloodcrona.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry to hear that! Losing someone you really liked is always awful..um, I guess..I wouldn't really know firsthand or anything...