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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Filtered to Puck; Except he screwed up the privacy spell and it's filtered to all males in Hogwarts. Everyone with a penis can read this.]

... How does Amelia know she tastes good if she aint ever dressed as a burger before?

And for that matter how do you know? She said to ask you!

[inkblots]

Does she?

Comments

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i dunno! i thought we were talkin about hamburgers and waffles!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

...no, dude.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well it aint like anybody ever tells me this shit! How was i even supposed to know?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Why would she tell you she tastes good if she didn't want you to find out?

I don't know why she would, you being clueless.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Hey, shut up, i aint clueless! I just dont... know much about sex!

And she told me she tasted good cuz shes gonna be a burger for halloween...

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Clueless.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Whatever man.

Anyway! You gotta tell me what im actually supposed to do!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna walk you through it, just go with the flow.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But there aint no flow! I dont have a damn clue what im supposed to do! Ya cant just leave me hangin!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You just deal with it. She's not shy, she'll tell you.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But if youre serious then i already got the whole situation wrong! I dont wanna look like even more of a loser when she finds out i dont know what the hell im doing.

Come on man, you gotta help me out more than that! Please?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Trust me, she already knows.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta be like that, man?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Why are you asking me how to go down on a girl? What do you want me to do, demonstrate?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Im askin because I dunno how the hell to do it! I aint ever even seen a real life one so I dunno how it even works! And... well, no! Cuz I dont think theres anyone who would even let me watch ya do that... But dontcha have like a book or somethin?!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I don't even own all the textbooks I'm supposed to have, you really thing I have one on muff-munching?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well you kinda seem like the type that would! So I just figured it was safe to assume!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Some stuff you just gotta learn through doing.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Fine... but if i make an idiot out of myself Im gonna...
Welp, it wont be good...

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You probably will.