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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Filtered to Puck; Except he screwed up the privacy spell and it's filtered to all males in Hogwarts. Everyone with a penis can read this.]

... How does Amelia know she tastes good if she aint ever dressed as a burger before?

And for that matter how do you know? She said to ask you!

[inkblots]

Does she?

Comments

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Like candy.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

If shes gonna be a burger then hows she gonna take like candy?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Are you serious, dude?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah? Why wouldnt I be?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

She's talking about her pussy. Obviously. She's hitting on you.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Her-

shes talkin about that? seriously? she wants me to bite it?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to bite it!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well if ya aint supposed to bite it then whats she want me to do? Youre confusing me here Puck!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Lick it!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

seriously?

but i aint ever... i. does she really want me to do that?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Probably. Why else would she be talking about it?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

i dunno! i thought we were talkin about hamburgers and waffles!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

...no, dude.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well it aint like anybody ever tells me this shit! How was i even supposed to know?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Why would she tell you she tastes good if she didn't want you to find out?

I don't know why she would, you being clueless.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Hey, shut up, i aint clueless! I just dont... know much about sex!

And she told me she tasted good cuz shes gonna be a burger for halloween...

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Clueless.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Whatever man.

Anyway! You gotta tell me what im actually supposed to do!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna walk you through it, just go with the flow.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But there aint no flow! I dont have a damn clue what im supposed to do! Ya cant just leave me hangin!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You just deal with it. She's not shy, she'll tell you.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But if youre serious then i already got the whole situation wrong! I dont wanna look like even more of a loser when she finds out i dont know what the hell im doing.

Come on man, you gotta help me out more than that! Please?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Trust me, she already knows.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta be like that, man?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Why are you asking me how to go down on a girl? What do you want me to do, demonstrate?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Im askin because I dunno how the hell to do it! I aint ever even seen a real life one so I dunno how it even works! And... well, no! Cuz I dont think theres anyone who would even let me watch ya do that... But dontcha have like a book or somethin?!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I don't even own all the textbooks I'm supposed to have, you really thing I have one on muff-munching?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well you kinda seem like the type that would! So I just figured it was safe to assume!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Some stuff you just gotta learn through doing.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Fine... but if i make an idiot out of myself Im gonna...
Welp, it wont be good...

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You probably will.

[donutsandestiny.livejournal.com]

Was your intention to make absolutely no sense?

If so, bravo.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Whatcha mean I aint makin sense?

[donutsandestiny.livejournal.com]

Tasting people and burgers and... It doesn't make sense!

And for the love of God could you speak proper English.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well tastin burgers makes sense, but I dunno much about tastin people. I aint a zombie!

Whatcha mean? I am speakin english! It aint like Im speakin spanish or nothin.