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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Filtered to Puck; Except he screwed up the privacy spell and it's filtered to all males in Hogwarts. Everyone with a penis can read this.]

... How does Amelia know she tastes good if she aint ever dressed as a burger before?

And for that matter how do you know? She said to ask you!

[inkblots]

Does she?

Comments

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

But if youre serious then i already got the whole situation wrong! I dont wanna look like even more of a loser when she finds out i dont know what the hell im doing.

Come on man, you gotta help me out more than that! Please?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Trust me, she already knows.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta be like that, man?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Why are you asking me how to go down on a girl? What do you want me to do, demonstrate?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Im askin because I dunno how the hell to do it! I aint ever even seen a real life one so I dunno how it even works! And... well, no! Cuz I dont think theres anyone who would even let me watch ya do that... But dontcha have like a book or somethin?!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I don't even own all the textbooks I'm supposed to have, you really thing I have one on muff-munching?

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Well you kinda seem like the type that would! So I just figured it was safe to assume!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Some stuff you just gotta learn through doing.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

Fine... but if i make an idiot out of myself Im gonna...
Welp, it wont be good...

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You probably will.