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Oct. 18th, 2011 05:21 pm
thisonetime_withkeith: (03)
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[Filtered to Puck; Except he screwed up the privacy spell and it's filtered to all males in Hogwarts. Everyone with a penis can read this.]

... How does Amelia know she tastes good if she aint ever dressed as a burger before?

And for that matter how do you know? She said to ask you!

[inkblots]

Does she?

Date: 2011-10-19 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
If shes gonna be a burger then hows she gonna take like candy?

Date: 2011-10-29 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Uh, yeah? Why wouldnt I be?

Date: 2011-10-31 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
She's talking about her pussy. Obviously. She's hitting on you.

Date: 2011-10-31 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Her-

shes talkin about that? seriously? she wants me to bite it?

Date: 2011-10-31 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
You're not supposed to bite it!

Date: 2011-10-31 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
well if ya aint supposed to bite it then whats she want me to do? Youre confusing me here Puck!

Date: 2011-10-31 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
seriously?

but i aint ever... i. does she really want me to do that?

Date: 2011-10-31 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
Probably. Why else would she be talking about it?

Date: 2011-10-31 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
i dunno! i thought we were talkin about hamburgers and waffles!

Date: 2011-10-31 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Well it aint like anybody ever tells me this shit! How was i even supposed to know?

Date: 2011-10-31 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
Why would she tell you she tastes good if she didn't want you to find out?

I don't know why she would, you being clueless.

Date: 2011-10-31 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Hey, shut up, i aint clueless! I just dont... know much about sex!

And she told me she tasted good cuz shes gonna be a burger for halloween...

Date: 2011-10-31 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Whatever man.

Anyway! You gotta tell me what im actually supposed to do!

Date: 2011-10-31 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
I'm not gonna walk you through it, just go with the flow.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
But there aint no flow! I dont have a damn clue what im supposed to do! Ya cant just leave me hangin!

Date: 2011-10-31 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
You just deal with it. She's not shy, she'll tell you.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
But if youre serious then i already got the whole situation wrong! I dont wanna look like even more of a loser when she finds out i dont know what the hell im doing.

Come on man, you gotta help me out more than that! Please?

Date: 2011-10-31 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
Trust me, she already knows.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Why you gotta be like that, man?

Date: 2011-10-31 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
Why are you asking me how to go down on a girl? What do you want me to do, demonstrate?

Date: 2011-10-31 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Im askin because I dunno how the hell to do it! I aint ever even seen a real life one so I dunno how it even works! And... well, no! Cuz I dont think theres anyone who would even let me watch ya do that... But dontcha have like a book or somethin?!

Date: 2011-10-31 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
I don't even own all the textbooks I'm supposed to have, you really thing I have one on muff-munching?

Date: 2011-10-31 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Well you kinda seem like the type that would! So I just figured it was safe to assume!

Date: 2011-10-31 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
Some stuff you just gotta learn through doing.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitsallthetime.livejournal.com
Fine... but if i make an idiot out of myself Im gonna...
Welp, it wont be good...

Date: 2011-11-12 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com
You probably will.

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