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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Hey y'all, this's Ellis. I couldn't pick up, so leave me a message and I'll get back to ya as soon as I can!

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

[WELL this is new. Never in his life has he ever been approached to tell anyone a Keith story. He almost doesn't even know what to to. How do you just tell a Keith story without prompting? Shit. Suddenly it's like he has stage fright or something. WHAT DO.]

Uhhh...

[That's what do, apparently.]

[searsblindly]

What do you mean uhhh? I asked you to tell me a story. It sounds like you have a lot of them, so you should easily be able to tell me a new one.

[Come on, Ellis. She wants to hear a real good one!]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well it's just I ain't ever been asked to tell anybody one, so... This is just surprisin' and all!

[But HE'S THINKING. He's thinking real hard. Give him a moment.]

[searsblindly]

I am asking right now though. So I am expecting an answer that includes a story of some kind!

[She's waiting.]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I know ya are! Just... Uhh...

[Oh!]

I ever tell ya about the time he got run over by a lawn mower?

[searsblindly]

[Oh boy! A story. She hasn't heard this one before. Except-]

What's a lawn mower?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

...Ya don't know what a lawn mower is? How can ya not know what a lawn mower is? It's the thing that cuts grass that ya either push or ride on, if you're fancy and shit.

[searsblindly]

Because letting the blind girl try and work machinery to cut grass is exactly what you want to do!

I lived in a tree, anyways. [She's hardcore.]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

... Oh. I kinda... Forget that sometimes, sorry 'bout that.

But hey, whoa, ya lived in a tree? That's so cool! I think ya should tell me more about it.

[searsblindly]

I did! I lived in a forest and my hive was the best! It was a tree...house? [I think that's what you call them. Terezi squints a little.]

But you have to finish your story first before I tell you mine!