[WELL this is new. Never in his life has he ever been approached to tell anyone a Keith story. He almost doesn't even know what to to. How do you just tell a Keith story without prompting? Shit. Suddenly it's like he has stage fright or something. WHAT DO.]
...Ya don't know what a lawn mower is? How can ya not know what a lawn mower is? It's the thing that cuts grass that ya either push or ride on, if you're fancy and shit.
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Date: 2013-05-02 02:56 am (UTC)Uhhh...
[That's what do, apparently.]
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Date: 2013-05-02 03:59 am (UTC)[Come on, Ellis. She wants to hear a real good one!]
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Date: 2013-05-02 04:01 am (UTC)[But HE'S THINKING. He's thinking real hard. Give him a moment.]
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Date: 2013-05-02 04:04 am (UTC)[She's waiting.]
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Date: 2013-05-02 04:11 am (UTC)[Oh!]
I ever tell ya about the time he got run over by a lawn mower?
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Date: 2013-05-02 05:45 am (UTC)What's a lawn mower?
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Date: 2013-05-02 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-02 07:52 am (UTC)I lived in a tree, anyways. [She's hardcore.]
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Date: 2013-05-07 03:11 am (UTC)But hey, whoa, ya lived in a tree? That's so cool! I think ya should tell me more about it.
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Date: 2013-05-14 02:40 am (UTC)But you have to finish your story first before I tell you mine!