One Zombie; Video, Action for New Bark Town

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[For a moment, you can hear the confused murmurs of a guy trying to figure out what the heck this thing in his hands is. With a few choice curse words and some shaking the device, the feed flicks on and you get an up close of his face and his eye.]

Well there we go! Ain't this technelogical. Okay then. Holy shit! Any ah y'all out there? Ro? Nick? Coach? You ain't never gonna believe what happened! I got...

Wait for it...

[He splits into a grin and a laugh escapes.]

A Pokemon! Look! [He points the gear down towards the ground to reveal a red pig looking Pokemon.] I ain't sure if it's a girl or a boy, but either way I decided to name it Suee. I ever tell you guys about the time me and my buddy Keith went pig wrastlin'? Now, Keith thought he was big and bad enough to take on a whole pen full'a the bastards, but it turns out pigs are a lot stronger than he gave 'em credit for. He was-

[It's about that time that Suee sneezes and a puff of black smoke comes out, cutting Ellis off as he begins coughing and sputtering.]

Shit- Aha, anyway... Did you know 'pparently I'm supposed to breed these things? Got a breeders handbook 'n everything. That sure is weird, but I ain't complainin'! I am gonna breed the best goddamn suckers you ever did see, just you wait! Hehe...

And y'know what? Now that I think about it- I been too busy takin' all this in to actually think about it 'til now, but- I ain't seen a single zombie since gettin' here! S'that mean there ain't none here? Am I finally safe for once? Man if so, you guys need'a get your asses here pronto! You guys can see this right?

Niiiick? You out there man? Rochelle? Coach?! I ain't talkin' to myself am I?

Comments

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Well if it isn't a chatty-cathy we got here.]

[Still, one word stands out in the middle of all that chatter.]</sub>

... Zombie?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[You should try going through the zombie apocalypse with him. He can be even more talkative in the middle of a horde of zombies.]

Yup! Zombies. The dead kind. Real angry and shit, too! Ya ain't ever seen one?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Not the traditional kind, no.

_{[She's seen MONSTERS, but those weren't exactly Romero's living dead.]}

Unless you mean in movies.

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well! They're kinda like in movies, yeah. But they ain't the kind that like to wobble and fall and stumble around! Naw, these're fast sons'a bitches that like to run at you from all kinda angles.

And don't even get me started on the other kinds...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Sounds... fun.

So you're from a world with zombies, then.

_{[Not jealous.]}

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well, if I'm honest, it actually is pretty fun! Killing all those bitches is pretty fun sometimes. Especially doin' it with friends.

And yep, sure am. They're everywhere. You can't turn around without smacking into one- mostly cuz they smack into you. And tackle you... and try eatin' your face. Basically they come to y.

'specially if a boomer pukes on ya.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Zombies puke now?

_{[GROSS. :(]}

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Some of 'em do, yeah! The big fat ones. It's real gross! When they puka on ya, it attracts other zombies. Ya can't see for shit, either, cuz you're all covered in puke.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[... Big... fat... zombies. Oh yeah, that doesn't give Heather unfortunate flashbacks at all.]}

That is disgusting.

You sound awful chipper about it.