One Zombie; Video, Action for New Bark Town

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[For a moment, you can hear the confused murmurs of a guy trying to figure out what the heck this thing in his hands is. With a few choice curse words and some shaking the device, the feed flicks on and you get an up close of his face and his eye.]

Well there we go! Ain't this technelogical. Okay then. Holy shit! Any ah y'all out there? Ro? Nick? Coach? You ain't never gonna believe what happened! I got...

Wait for it...

[He splits into a grin and a laugh escapes.]

A Pokemon! Look! [He points the gear down towards the ground to reveal a red pig looking Pokemon.] I ain't sure if it's a girl or a boy, but either way I decided to name it Suee. I ever tell you guys about the time me and my buddy Keith went pig wrastlin'? Now, Keith thought he was big and bad enough to take on a whole pen full'a the bastards, but it turns out pigs are a lot stronger than he gave 'em credit for. He was-

[It's about that time that Suee sneezes and a puff of black smoke comes out, cutting Ellis off as he begins coughing and sputtering.]

Shit- Aha, anyway... Did you know 'pparently I'm supposed to breed these things? Got a breeders handbook 'n everything. That sure is weird, but I ain't complainin'! I am gonna breed the best goddamn suckers you ever did see, just you wait! Hehe...

And y'know what? Now that I think about it- I been too busy takin' all this in to actually think about it 'til now, but- I ain't seen a single zombie since gettin' here! S'that mean there ain't none here? Am I finally safe for once? Man if so, you guys need'a get your asses here pronto! You guys can see this right?

Niiiick? You out there man? Rochelle? Coach?! I ain't talkin' to myself am I?

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[video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Naw, I ain't poor! I actually found some money in my pack and I have... gosh, like... three thousand dollars! I'm pretty damn rich!

[No one has told him it's like Japanese money and that it's not nearly as much as he thinks he has.]

Uh... I think maybe I do, but how'd I... end up on a different world? That ain't possible! Ya can't live on Mars yet!

[video]

[when_turks_fly]

Three thousand isn't really all that much here. I'm not quite sure how to translate it to dollars, though, because I'm not familiar with that currency.

[ Then again, three thousand isn't all that much where she's from either. She just... doubts that he'd understand a P's to gil translation. ]

You're here, aren't you? So it must be. How, I don't know. None of us do. No one knows how to go return to their worlds either. [ It's a troubling situation. ]

[video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whaaat? You mean I ain't rich?

[He sounds legitimately upset about this. He really thought he was super rich. He was thinking of everything he could buy with that money. Think of all the GUNS he could buy. God... This is so sad. What is he gonna do now?]

I wish somebody knew. It's kinda weird... You think it might be magic?