One Zombie; Video, Action for New Bark Town

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[For a moment, you can hear the confused murmurs of a guy trying to figure out what the heck this thing in his hands is. With a few choice curse words and some shaking the device, the feed flicks on and you get an up close of his face and his eye.]

Well there we go! Ain't this technelogical. Okay then. Holy shit! Any ah y'all out there? Ro? Nick? Coach? You ain't never gonna believe what happened! I got...

Wait for it...

[He splits into a grin and a laugh escapes.]

A Pokemon! Look! [He points the gear down towards the ground to reveal a red pig looking Pokemon.] I ain't sure if it's a girl or a boy, but either way I decided to name it Suee. I ever tell you guys about the time me and my buddy Keith went pig wrastlin'? Now, Keith thought he was big and bad enough to take on a whole pen full'a the bastards, but it turns out pigs are a lot stronger than he gave 'em credit for. He was-

[It's about that time that Suee sneezes and a puff of black smoke comes out, cutting Ellis off as he begins coughing and sputtering.]

Shit- Aha, anyway... Did you know 'pparently I'm supposed to breed these things? Got a breeders handbook 'n everything. That sure is weird, but I ain't complainin'! I am gonna breed the best goddamn suckers you ever did see, just you wait! Hehe...

And y'know what? Now that I think about it- I been too busy takin' all this in to actually think about it 'til now, but- I ain't seen a single zombie since gettin' here! S'that mean there ain't none here? Am I finally safe for once? Man if so, you guys need'a get your asses here pronto! You guys can see this right?

Niiiick? You out there man? Rochelle? Coach?! I ain't talkin' to myself am I?

Comments

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

Huh, sounds like boss zombies straight out of a video game to me.

[Jeane you have no idea...or do you...]

So, what caused the zombie invasion in your world?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well... huh. Guess that's a good way to look at it! And where I come from, there are lotsa bosses.

And I ain't sure? I just know somebody somewhere got all infected and shit, and it spread.

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

If nothing else, it sounds like there's never a dull moment where you come from.

[Her world is like that too. Except instead of zombies keeping thing "interesting", it's assassins.]

You never bothered to find out why?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Ahaha, there sure as shit ain't! Everyday's an adventure and it never gets boring, ever.

And naw, I was too busy stayin' alive.

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

Back home's like that for me too. Trust me, you'll get sick of it after a while.

[She smirks.]

Or not.

Anyway, it'd probably be a good idea to stop them from spreading. Just killing them is pointless.