Three Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis is holding up his Zephyr badge proudly, a doofy grin on his face as the light hits it with a dramatic glare.]

Looky what I got. Man, y'all would never believe it, but that was the best battle of my life. And I've had lots of 'em since gettin' here, but hoo boy, that was just intense as hell. It was fun though, don't get me wrong! Suee fought so good though, oh my god. You ain't ever seen a piggy fight like her, let me tell you! And then the last one... Bird versus Bird. My Pidgeot against Falkner's. Hahaha, that was amazing. We whooped his ass GOOD.

Let me tell ya though, bein' surrounded by birds? It reminded me of this one time with my and my buddy Keith back home. We went to an aviary, which is this place where birds and shit just fly free, right? Well, Keith decided to practice his bird calls. Hahahahaha, oh man. Apparently there's this call that makes birds angry or somethin'. Turns out, he used that one instead of somethin' friendly, so suddenly all them birds? They attacked. Keith couldn't get outta there fast enough!

And I mean that literally! By the time he actually got out, he had claw marks and they'd pecked him to hell and back. What was worse? They plucked out like 90% of his hair, so he was bald. He had tufts of hair stickin' up everywhere and he looked like an old man with his bald head. It was insane! He gave up bird callin' after that, unfortunately. Me? I think he could've gotten good at it, but... I guess there's somethin' about gettin' attacked by birds that just kinda turns you off the idea...

Haha, luckily nothin' like that happened to me at the gym, so it's all good!

Comments

[Video]

[francia]

Con -

[Wait, is it? Yes, there was a story and then there was another story. Yes.]

Congratulations on your badge.

[Beat.]

I'm very relieved that you didn't attempt to command your pokemon with bird calls.

[video]

[thevveribest]

Wow, what a interestin' fuckin' story.

[Can you hear the unamusement in his voice?]

And by interestin', I mean utterly fuckin' stupid. Honestly, I doubt anyone giwes a bloody fuck about your idiot friend, or your gym battle.

I know I sure as fuck don't. What're you ewen lookin' for? Pats on your spinal crewice for a job well done?

[Eridan get the stick outta your ass pls]

video;

[ghostytrainer]

Congrats, man! One down, fifteen to go.

[He can't help but chuckle a little. Terrible as it is for Keith, it was actually a pretty funny story.]

Keith's hair grew back eventually though, right?

[video]

[rocketralph]

_{[Oh, man, it was one of those badge things Kimblee showed him.]}

Way to go! That's a nice medal you got there.

[brokethecycle]

I dunno Ellis, I don't think you sounded nearly excited enough.

[Teasing is basically how Norman says hello.]

I think I might challenge him soon, too.

[Audio]

[melodicnocturne]

That's...man, you're full'a weird stories, huh? I'll admit, that must've been pretty funny. Wonder if I could get some other flying types to pull off a prank like that...

[He's seriously considering this, Ellis. Do it with him and film it for fun

Also.]

So, how many of 'em does that make? He your first, big guy?

[Video]

[searsblindly]

Did you get your first badge?

You beat me to getting a badge! [Not that gaining a shiny object that she can only guess what it looks like would help her much.] I bet your Pokemon are getting big and strong. Even if mine are stronger!