ATTENTION TA EVERYONE WHO IS SICK OR FEELIN WEIRD!!

I was talkin to one of the teachers and we decided we think its a possibility that ya might all turn into ZOMBIES! And then yer gonna get expelled!

Don't nobody panic though! Ah'm gonna be on round-tha-clock Zombie watch!

If ya start feeling weird cravings for things like skin and brains, LOCK YERSELF IN A CLOSET ASAP! But nobody pick tha same closet cuz then ya might eat eachother and then we can't help ya! If we're all careful, then we can all avoid becomin zombies and gettin expelled!

If yer feelin sick, then let me know so Ah can make sure ta keep extra watch on ya, okay?

IF SOMEONE YA KNOW TURNS INTA A ZOMBIE THEN DONT KILL'EM OKAY? MAYBE WE CAN HELP'EM FIRST!

Well howdy, everybody!

Ah don't know how mah journal ended up bein used ta keep mah bed upright, but it was! Ah don't even know how long it's been like that! Well better late than never, righ'?

Oh gosh, maybe Ah should int'rduce mahself. Mah name's Ellis!  Wait, yew all know who Ah am, righ'? Well, if ya don't, Ah'm Ellis!

wait, Ah already said that...

[he trails off awkwardly and seems to forget he can still be heard, so you can hear him breathing, before suddenly doodles appear on the journal. S'gotta be used fer somethin', right?]


-Ellis