Three Zombies; Video
Apr. 27th, 2013 03:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thisonetime_withkeith[The feed clicks on, and Ellis is holding up his Zephyr badge proudly, a doofy grin on his face as the light hits it with a dramatic glare.]
Looky what I got. Man, y'all would never believe it, but that was the best battle of my life. And I've had lots of 'em since gettin' here, but hoo boy, that was just intense as hell. It was fun though, don't get me wrong! Suee fought so good though, oh my god. You ain't ever seen a piggy fight like her, let me tell you! And then the last one... Bird versus Bird. My Pidgeot against Falkner's. Hahaha, that was amazing. We whooped his ass GOOD.
Let me tell ya though, bein' surrounded by birds? It reminded me of this one time with my and my buddy Keith back home. We went to an aviary, which is this place where birds and shit just fly free, right? Well, Keith decided to practice his bird calls. Hahahahaha, oh man. Apparently there's this call that makes birds angry or somethin'. Turns out, he used that one instead of somethin' friendly, so suddenly all them birds? They attacked. Keith couldn't get outta there fast enough!
And I mean that literally! By the time he actually got out, he had claw marks and they'd pecked him to hell and back. What was worse? They plucked out like 90% of his hair, so he was bald. He had tufts of hair stickin' up everywhere and he looked like an old man with his bald head. It was insane! He gave up bird callin' after that, unfortunately. Me? I think he could've gotten good at it, but... I guess there's somethin' about gettin' attacked by birds that just kinda turns you off the idea...
Haha, luckily nothin' like that happened to me at the gym, so it's all good!
Looky what I got. Man, y'all would never believe it, but that was the best battle of my life. And I've had lots of 'em since gettin' here, but hoo boy, that was just intense as hell. It was fun though, don't get me wrong! Suee fought so good though, oh my god. You ain't ever seen a piggy fight like her, let me tell you! And then the last one... Bird versus Bird. My Pidgeot against Falkner's. Hahaha, that was amazing. We whooped his ass GOOD.
Let me tell ya though, bein' surrounded by birds? It reminded me of this one time with my and my buddy Keith back home. We went to an aviary, which is this place where birds and shit just fly free, right? Well, Keith decided to practice his bird calls. Hahahahaha, oh man. Apparently there's this call that makes birds angry or somethin'. Turns out, he used that one instead of somethin' friendly, so suddenly all them birds? They attacked. Keith couldn't get outta there fast enough!
And I mean that literally! By the time he actually got out, he had claw marks and they'd pecked him to hell and back. What was worse? They plucked out like 90% of his hair, so he was bald. He had tufts of hair stickin' up everywhere and he looked like an old man with his bald head. It was insane! He gave up bird callin' after that, unfortunately. Me? I think he could've gotten good at it, but... I guess there's somethin' about gettin' attacked by birds that just kinda turns you off the idea...
Haha, luckily nothin' like that happened to me at the gym, so it's all good!
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:47 am (UTC)[Wait, is it? Yes, there was a story and then there was another story. Yes.]
Congratulations on your badge.
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I'm very relieved that you didn't attempt to command your pokemon with bird calls.
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:50 am (UTC)[He lets out a laugh.]
Don't worry about that, I learnt my lesson from Keith! You ain't gonna be hearin' no bird calls from me any time soon. I like havin' hair.
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:56 am (UTC)I very much do, too.
[He clears his throat.]
I'm actually quite good with birds, especially homing pigeons. You can make whistles that'll make the proper calls for you to avoid, uh, accidents.
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:59 am (UTC)[He lets and shakes his head. Keith, what a guy.]
Really now, though? That sounds awesome! Too bad Keith didn't have you, I bet he never would've had his accident if ya had been.
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:52 am (UTC)[Can you hear the unamusement in his voice?]
And by interestin', I mean utterly fuckin' stupid. Honestly, I doubt anyone giwes a bloody fuck about your idiot friend, or your gym battle.
I know I sure as fuck don't. What're you ewen lookin' for? Pats on your spinal crewice for a job well done?
[Eridan get the stick outta your ass pls]
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Date: 2013-04-27 07:54 am (UTC)That side though, y'all could totally be brothers!
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Date: 2013-04-27 08:01 pm (UTC)[He can't help but chuckle a little. Terrible as it is for Keith, it was actually a pretty funny story.]
Keith's hair grew back eventually though, right?
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Date: 2013-04-27 09:59 pm (UTC)That's gon' take forever!
[He can't help blurting it out, but then he just shrugs. If all battles are like that, he guesses he doesn't mind as long as Suee and his other Pokemon are up for it!]
Anyway, yeah. His hair grew back! Even if he didn't shave off the bits that weren't plucked out. He didn't want the birds to win, y'see... So he kinda had longer parts mixed in with the shorter ones...
It wasn't purtty.
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Date: 2013-04-28 01:09 am (UTC)[Oh Ellis...]
Your friend Keith sounds like a real character. He's your best friend, isn't he? Probably a stupid question but...
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Date: 2013-04-28 01:16 am (UTC)And yeah, he sure is! You ain't seen anybody tighter 'n us! We're like two peas in the same pod, but the pod's only big enough for one pea! That's how close we are!
[...Wait...]
Uh, I don't mean like, in a weird way or nothin', I just mean he's my best friend!
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Date: 2013-04-27 08:42 pm (UTC)Way to go! That's a nice medal you got there.
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:30 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 05:26 am (UTC)I heard there's one here in town, but I don't think my pokemon are strong enough yet.
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Date: 2013-04-27 09:44 pm (UTC)[Teasing is basically how Norman says hello.]
I think I might challenge him soon, too.
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:22 pm (UTC)[Hehe he knows you're kidding. Mostly. Though he does wonder if that's a thing he ought to do...]
You should! And I'll be there rootin' for ya the entire time! I bet you could kick his ass from here to next Sunday without even TRYIN'. It's gonna be the best battle ever, I just know it.
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Date: 2013-04-28 04:34 am (UTC)[He's so straight faced when he says this.]
Hahaha, um. You really think so? We've been training really hard so maybe...
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Date: 2013-04-28 04:55 am (UTC)[He laughs at that, though. He's actually serious. This is a thing he fully intends to do, probably.]
'course I think so! You're a tough cookie, even if ya might be a bit little. Whatcha lack in size, ya make up for in spirit! Hell, I think ya might be taller than me in spirit. You're like a giant!
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:00 pm (UTC)[He's seriously considering this, Ellis.
Do it with him and film it for funAlso.]
So, how many of 'em does that make? He your first, big guy?
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:16 pm (UTC)I ain't sure prankin' people with birds is all that good of an idea. What if somebody gets hurt?
[He nods though.]
Yup! First one down, apparently 15 more to go accordin' to John.
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:34 pm (UTC)[Wait for it. Wait for it...]
1000 P! Sorry. Forgot for a sec. And anyway, man. That's the point of a prank, it ain't about hurtin' anyone. You're in it for a laugh. Everybody has a laugh an' nothin' bad happens. Perfect prank.
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Unless your name is Roxas and you are the butt of everybody's pranks.]No kiddin'? Well, good man. You're on the road to bein' a proper trainer now!
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Date: 2013-04-27 10:40 pm (UTC)[Can you hear how flattered he sounds? Nobody ever compliments his stories, it's such a nice thing to hear. You're such a nice guy, Demyx. He's lucky to have you.]
And I guess you're right, huh? Well if you're sure, we should totally do it! I'm not sure how, but I think we can figure it out eventually, right?
You mean I ain't a proper trainer yet? How many badges do I need to be?
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Date: 2013-05-02 02:18 am (UTC)You beat me to getting a badge! [Not that gaining a shiny object that she can only guess what it looks like would help her much.] I bet your Pokemon are getting big and strong. Even if mine are stronger!
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