One Zombie; Video, Action for New Bark Town

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[For a moment, you can hear the confused murmurs of a guy trying to figure out what the heck this thing in his hands is. With a few choice curse words and some shaking the device, the feed flicks on and you get an up close of his face and his eye.]

Well there we go! Ain't this technelogical. Okay then. Holy shit! Any ah y'all out there? Ro? Nick? Coach? You ain't never gonna believe what happened! I got...

Wait for it...

[He splits into a grin and a laugh escapes.]

A Pokemon! Look! [He points the gear down towards the ground to reveal a red pig looking Pokemon.] I ain't sure if it's a girl or a boy, but either way I decided to name it Suee. I ever tell you guys about the time me and my buddy Keith went pig wrastlin'? Now, Keith thought he was big and bad enough to take on a whole pen full'a the bastards, but it turns out pigs are a lot stronger than he gave 'em credit for. He was-

[It's about that time that Suee sneezes and a puff of black smoke comes out, cutting Ellis off as he begins coughing and sputtering.]

Shit- Aha, anyway... Did you know 'pparently I'm supposed to breed these things? Got a breeders handbook 'n everything. That sure is weird, but I ain't complainin'! I am gonna breed the best goddamn suckers you ever did see, just you wait! Hehe...

And y'know what? Now that I think about it- I been too busy takin' all this in to actually think about it 'til now, but- I ain't seen a single zombie since gettin' here! S'that mean there ain't none here? Am I finally safe for once? Man if so, you guys need'a get your asses here pronto! You guys can see this right?

Niiiick? You out there man? Rochelle? Coach?! I ain't talkin' to myself am I?

Comments

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

Do what you want, it makes no difference to me.

[...the dead kind? How adorable.]

I mean like slow zombies, fast zombies, zombies with guns, Hellsing zombies, Dawn of the Dead zombies, etc. You can't just say "zombies" and expect that to cover everything, there's different types.

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh! My bad Uh... Well! They're pretty damn fast, if ya ask me. Not the slow kind at all. But then you got the ones that're special and shit. Like... bigger 'n cars and super strong. And then the fat ones that like to puke on ya...

There's just lotsa different kinds.

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

Huh, sounds like boss zombies straight out of a video game to me.

[Jeane you have no idea...or do you...]

So, what caused the zombie invasion in your world?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well... huh. Guess that's a good way to look at it! And where I come from, there are lotsa bosses.

And I ain't sure? I just know somebody somewhere got all infected and shit, and it spread.

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

If nothing else, it sounds like there's never a dull moment where you come from.

[Her world is like that too. Except instead of zombies keeping thing "interesting", it's assassins.]

You never bothered to find out why?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Ahaha, there sure as shit ain't! Everyday's an adventure and it never gets boring, ever.

And naw, I was too busy stayin' alive.

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

Back home's like that for me too. Trust me, you'll get sick of it after a while.

[She smirks.]

Or not.

Anyway, it'd probably be a good idea to stop them from spreading. Just killing them is pointless.