Two Zombies; Video
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thisonetime_withkeith[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]
Alright y'all, I gotta problem.
I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.
Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.
Alright y'all, I gotta problem.
I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.
Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.
Re: Video
Date: 2013-02-26 10:23 pm (UTC)[Video 1:2]
Date: 2013-02-27 01:22 am (UTC)[Video 2:2]
Date: 2013-02-27 01:26 am (UTC)[France is so confused right now. Let's backtrack to something he can comprehend while his brain reboots.]
Why would anyone make a cartoon about a cat-dog? What would it even be about?
[Besides, you know, disregarding the rules of nature.]
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 01:51 am (UTC)[He manages to sound a little worried, though in a way also amused. He isn't sure if he somehow broke him- if he did, he isn't sure how. Because to him, it isn't really weird at all! Just typical days with Keith, honestly.]
Well, s'kinda hard to explain... I ain't sure how it happened, but somehow a dog and a cat were combined together! Uh... think of a wiener dog. You thinkin' about it? Okay, so take a wiener dog, but instead a' havin' a head and a butt, the cat's in place of the butt! Keith and I were tryin' to make something like that!
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Date: 2013-02-27 01:55 am (UTC)You know any good breeders though? So I can hit them up and ask 'em questions!
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 01:57 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 01:58 am (UTC)Just this face.]
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:01 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:03 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:04 am (UTC)[Video 1:2]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:14 am (UTC)[Please hold while he detonates.]
[Video 2:2]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:16 am (UTC)[France's voice is kind of shrill and probably a mite unpleasant on the ear.]
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:18 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:25 am (UTC)Why wouldn't I? It was kinda cool! But it ain't like it happened, so there's no need to freak out. I don't think it's actually somethin' that's possible! Since they wouldn't... y'know. Do it. Turns out it was nothin' more than a cartoon.
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:33 am (UTC)Well... that is some crazy shit you just said, but damn it if ain't cool. Name's Ellis, by the way. I never introduced myself... I was too busy trying to figure out how that was even s'posed to work. Turns out, I really can't even figure it out in my head.
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:42 am (UTC)No problem, Ellis! Pokemon are simply weird. I've given up trying to figure out how the breeding thing works. I pretty much leave it to my friend Aradia since she's far more interested in that stuff.
How are you liking Johto so far?
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 02:47 am (UTC)[France rubs a hand across his face.]
But why make such a cartoon -
[He shakes his head, turning his hand in a stop gesture to the camera.]
No, no, don't answer that.
[He puts his face in his hands for a long moment wherein his shoulders rise and fall in a deep, calming breath. When he looks back to Ellis, it seems he's gotten the factory back in business.]
How old were you and... Keith, was it, when you decided to do that?
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Date: 2013-02-27 03:22 am (UTC)[A horrible idea occurs to him] What does she do, hump your leg?
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Date: 2013-02-27 03:45 am (UTC)Unfortunately I don't know any good ones. I'm still rather new to this world myself. The most you can do is ask.
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Date: 2013-02-27 04:30 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 09:43 am (UTC)And... y'know, despite the weirdness, I think I'm likin' it a lot! There's a lotta cool people here. And Pokemon are just really damn cool!
[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 09:47 am (UTC)I'd say maybe when we were about... Seventeen? My ma had a cat and he had a dog, so that's kinda how we got the idea. Ma wasn't happy at all that we tried to do that, but she forgave us eventually!
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Date: 2013-02-27 09:48 am (UTC)Wh- whoa! Gross, no, she don't do that! What the hell, man?
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Date: 2013-02-27 09:51 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-27 09:54 am (UTC)Maybe I'll stick to tryin' to find an actual pig, instead of the fake kind of blob-pig.