Two Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

Comments

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[pianosongs]

Most of the breeders seem to be in the trade of selling eggs or newly-hatched pokémon. But... finding your pokémon a boyfriend may be a harder challenge. You may benefit from finding a breeder who can help explain how things function.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh you can sell them?? I didnt know that! Holy shit then Im gonna be rich when I figure out how to get her a boy.

You know any good breeders though? So I can hit them up and ask 'em questions!

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[pianosongs]

I hear it's quite profitable.

Unfortunately I don't know any good ones. I'm still rather new to this world myself. The most you can do is ask.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh really? How long you been here? Ive been here about two/three weeks myself. All this is a lot to figure out isnt it?

[text]

[pianosongs]

I've been here for almost two months, but I haven't been exploring anything this previous month. There is a lot, but it's not too difficult. Or at least it hasn't seemed so just yet.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whoa two months? Thats a long time! I only been here about a couple weeks myself. But yeah I guess I'll figure it out eventually.

But first I just needa find my pig a boy. Breeding is hard, man. You'd think thered be more pigs if I had to breed em.

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[pianosongs]

It seems like no matter how long you're here, there's a long list of new things to learn here.

I... wish you the best of luck in finding a boy for your pig. [It's a good thing you can't see his face right now; even his pokerface can't hide his disgust at this breeding conversation.]