Two Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

Comments

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake scowls right back]

You're the one talking about a pig's love life.

Re: [Video]

[red_roses]

W-Well, my Ditto breeds with all my other Pokemon. So we at least know it works....

[ghostytrainer]

Well, for starters, two Pokemon don't have to be the exact same species in order to breed! They just need to be in the same egg group. For example, I am guessing Suee is in the field group, which actually gives her a WHOOOOOLE lot of options since it's a huge group.

[Hot Skitty on Wailord action, Ellis. Pokemon are weird.]

That being said, there's no need to rush her into a relationship, especially if she's shy. Best to just let her ease into it at her own pace. Oh and it doesn't hurt to give her a little extra praise and affection. That has always seemed to help my Venusaur and he's always been on the timid and self-conscious side. Poor little guy was even scared to evolve for the longest time.

[text]

[pianosongs]

I've been here for almost two months, but I haven't been exploring anything this previous month. There is a lot, but it's not too difficult. Or at least it hasn't seemed so just yet.

[Video]

[francia]

[If you want to break France again, you should tell that paintball roller coaster story. As such, he's quickly recovering from the most recent bout of dumbfounded.]

Seventeen...

[He doesn't say aloud "old enough to know better." That would be unnecessarily cruel. He doesn't sound entirely impressed.]

[He deliberately moves on, a slight smile on his lips indicating vague amusement.]

Your mother must be a patient woman.

[Video]

[hoperaider]

None taken! She's a troll, so some things are expected to be strange in a cultural standpoint. But I think it's a good idea. Aradia's a very responsible girl and has a real passion for this breeding thing.

Indubitably! I've rather enjoyed my Pokemon adventure so far!

[video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Yeah, but! She don't do that kinda thing! And- and I ain't into that either! That's just downright disgustin'.

[BRAIN BLEACH.]

Anyways, nah! I'm just supposed to breed, so it's my job to talk about her love life!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Pigs, they do basically the same things as dogs, right?

I thought we were supposed to make these things fight each other, not be a magic pig pimp.

[Audio]

[melodicnocturne]

Are we talkin' pokémon pigs, or, like...actual pigs here? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's important to keep in mind here.

[Video] that did not happen....

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Maybe one day France will be told of this story. It's likely that he will hear lots of stories, and each one will break him more than the other. He can't understand why France is so dumbfounded though! What's so bad about cat-dogs?]

I guess so! I dunno. But she is a real nice woman, and she did get over it, like I said!

[text]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whoa two months? Thats a long time! I only been here about a couple weeks myself. But yeah I guess I'll figure it out eventually.

But first I just needa find my pig a boy. Breeding is hard, man. You'd think thered be more pigs if I had to breed em.

Re: [Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well I guess if it works then I'll keep it in mind, but that'd still be kinda weird. I appreciate the advice though! You're bein' real helpful, little lady.

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

A... a troll? Whatcha mean by that?

[He hasn't had a run in with any trolls just yet, so... Whatcha mean, boy?]

[video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

N-no?? I don't think so? I ain't ever been humped by a dog though! I mean Keith has, but that's a whole 'nother story entirely.

...Magic pig pimp? [Huh. That's a good name for what he's gotta do!] Well I have made her fight, but I also got to be a magic pig pimp, too!

[Audio]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh, I mean Pokemon pig! She's a tepig, the little cutie. She can breathe fire and everything! Ain't ever seen a regular pig that could breathe fire, so she's better than any ol' regular pig by default.

[Audio]

[melodicnocturne]

Oh, well then. Today's your lucky day! The name's Demyx, and I've got just the thing for this sorta situation. I've got a psychic type with a special ability, he can talk to me in my head and tell me what other pokémon are sayin'. If you'll gimme a few minutes of face time on the gear with her I can ask him to see if he could talk to her for ya! If nothin' else, I can help you air out the situation with her so ya might have an idea of what to do, yeah?

[Audio]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well hey, nice to meet ya! It's real nice of you to offer that, and I'd really like it. Figurin' out what she's sayin' would really help, I think. Can ya tell her that I'm just tryin' to help her and that I want her to be happy? Hold on one sec.

[He switches to the video then, waiting for Demyx to do the same thing before getting Suee.]

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Who's Keith?

[This guy sounds way too happy about that.]

Sounds like it's your lucky day.

[video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

He's my best friend! He's the coolest dude ever, man. We get up to so much together- well, we used to before the zombies came, but that's another story. Right now I wanna focus on my pig!

It is, even if I never thought I would be one.

[Video] I did not see~ ;3

[francia]

[Cats and dogs are simply things that France would never want to see combined. Combining Man's Best Friend and the primary ingredient to the crazy cat lady might break the fabric of the universe.]

[France shakes his head, more amused now although still disbelieving.]

From what I understand, most mothers will be forgiving of their children's adventurous natures.

[He might regret this, but -]

I'm guessing that wasn't the most unusual thing you ever did that she found out about.

[Video]

[melodicnocturne]

[Bam! Demyx quickly switches the feed on and Ellis is greeted by this goofy mug grinning over at him.]

No problem, lemme just...Alto? Hey, Alto.

[A Gallade walks up to Demyx, a curious expression on his face as he approaches the lanky male.]

Yeah, it's nothin' serious. But, hey, could you do some translating for me? This guy here has a little one and she might need somethin', but he can't tell. Could ya talk to her please?

[Alto nods, then reaches up for the gear. When it is given to him, he quietly awaits for the other male to produce the pokémon in question.]

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Ellis's first thoughts when Demyx turns on the feed is that this guy looks pretty damn cool! He's seen that kind of hairstyle on rockstars and musicians- y'know, the cool kind that totally rock the stage and command the crowd in the most badass way possible. So he's definitely starting to wonder if this is a rockstar he's talking to. He's about to ask, but then Demyx is giving the gear to his Pokemon and Ellis doesn't have the chance.]

Oh, uh, one sec!

[He's moving to lay on the ground then, so that he's eye level with Tepig. Then he sets the gear on the ground so that the camera is pointed at the Pokemon in question, a very timid looking Tepig.]

Say hi, Suee!

[There's silence as she stares at Gallade with wide eyes.]

[Video]

[melodicnocturne]

"Hello there. I'm sorry if this seems a bit abrupt, but let me introduce myself. My name is Alto."

[Alto nods his head, giving Suee a quick gesture in greeting as he speaks. Each syllable in indecipherable repetitions of species name as any other human would hear the words as.]

"Would you like to talk for a little while? I don't want to be forward or nosy, but your partner is worried about you...Though, that may have sounded exactly those things. I'm sorry. That doesn't have to be the subject if you'd rather not talk about it."

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Suee is quiet for a few long moments after Alto is finished speaking. It's almost like she has no intention of speaking, but finally she gives a quiver and just starts talking.]

"Hi! Um... We can talk about anything, I guess, I just... I'm not good with talking, very much... I don't understand why he's worried, though... I'm okay, I think! Just... Um. Just scared."

[Video]

[melodicnocturne]

"That's no trouble, you don't need to force yourself to do anything you aren't comfortable with. My partner likely asked me to speak with you because I possess the ability to communicate with him through thought, rather than word. I understand it can be very difficult when you feel frightened or upset, but lack the means to show your partner why...If you feel up to it, I would be happy to try and help you if I'm able. Please, though, don't feel pressured."

[The Gallade waves an arm, trying to make the situation less tense or upsetting in any way he could.]

"If you'd rather not, we could speak about how long you've been with your partner or what sorts of things you've seen together. Anything is fine, really."