Two Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

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[Video]

[francia]

[France is known for many things. Subtlety is not one of them.]

[France rubs a hand across his face.]

But why make such a cartoon -

[He shakes his head, turning his hand in a stop gesture to the camera.]

No, no, don't answer that.

[He puts his face in his hands for a long moment wherein his shoulders rise and fall in a deep, calming breath. When he looks back to Ellis, it seems he's gotten the factory back in business.]

How old were you and... Keith, was it, when you decided to do that?

[Video]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Ellis can tell he's a little weirded out, and he can't really understand why, but it does amuse him anyway. But at the question, he actually has to stop and think about it. Huh... so many experiences with Keith, it's kind of hard to actually pinpoint when it really was. He's pretty sure it was a while ago, definitely way before the Zombie apocalypse. Probably before the tractor accident... Maybe sometime before the paintball roller coaster... Yeah, not too long before then.]

I'd say maybe when we were about... Seventeen? My ma had a cat and he had a dog, so that's kinda how we got the idea. Ma wasn't happy at all that we tried to do that, but she forgave us eventually!

[Video]

[francia]

[If you want to break France again, you should tell that paintball roller coaster story. As such, he's quickly recovering from the most recent bout of dumbfounded.]

Seventeen...

[He doesn't say aloud "old enough to know better." That would be unnecessarily cruel. He doesn't sound entirely impressed.]

[He deliberately moves on, a slight smile on his lips indicating vague amusement.]

Your mother must be a patient woman.

[Video] that did not happen....

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Maybe one day France will be told of this story. It's likely that he will hear lots of stories, and each one will break him more than the other. He can't understand why France is so dumbfounded though! What's so bad about cat-dogs?]

I guess so! I dunno. But she is a real nice woman, and she did get over it, like I said!

[Video] I did not see~ ;3

[francia]

[Cats and dogs are simply things that France would never want to see combined. Combining Man's Best Friend and the primary ingredient to the crazy cat lady might break the fabric of the universe.]

[France shakes his head, more amused now although still disbelieving.]

From what I understand, most mothers will be forgiving of their children's adventurous natures.

[He might regret this, but -]

I'm guessing that wasn't the most unusual thing you ever did that she found out about.