Two Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

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[brokethecycle]

Don't you think you might be rushing it a little? Maybe she's not ready for a relationship.

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[francia]

[France's expression is clearly one torn between great amusement due to the way Keith presents this and emphasizing with the situation. He's going to stick with express]

My Milotic, Cecelia is very shy, too. I spent a lot of extra time grooming her and doing one-on-one training between her and wild pokémon. Feeling pretty and confident in her own strength came over time with that.

I haven't tried breeding her yet, but it's not completely necessary to breed a particular pokémon with the exact same species.

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[pianosongs]

A boyfriend for your pig...

I'm guessing you're a breeder.

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[red_roses]

Y-You could try catching a Ditto....they can breed with anything....

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[hoperaider]

What Pokemon is she? I believe there are a couple of pig-like Pokemon.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

How can you even tell if a pig has issues? It's a fucking pig.

[ghostytrainer]

Well, for starters, two Pokemon don't have to be the exact same species in order to breed! They just need to be in the same egg group. For example, I am guessing Suee is in the field group, which actually gives her a WHOOOOOLE lot of options since it's a huge group.

[Hot Skitty on Wailord action, Ellis. Pokemon are weird.]

That being said, there's no need to rush her into a relationship, especially if she's shy. Best to just let her ease into it at her own pace. Oh and it doesn't hurt to give her a little extra praise and affection. That has always seemed to help my Venusaur and he's always been on the timid and self-conscious side. Poor little guy was even scared to evolve for the longest time.

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[melodicnocturne]

Are we talkin' pokémon pigs, or, like...actual pigs here? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's important to keep in mind here.