Two Zombies; Video

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

Comments

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[lieutenantantichrist]

That 80s movie revival fad'll be over as soon as people remember it wasn't that great the first time around. What were you and your friend in, one of those budget ones trying to cash in before it goes out of style?

Pigs don't fall out of the sky. There have to be other ones around here somewhere, unless people ate them all.