thisonetime_withkeith | Two Zombies; Video

Two Zombies; Video

[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

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I know what you mean with it being strange. My flying squirrel bred with my electric zebra once.

[Never again will he speak of that. Okay, flipping through some pages of a book in front of him, muttering "Tepig, Tepig" under his breath.]

Eureka! Okay, it can breed with a Pokemon called Spoink! [Checking the 'dex, now.] Hm, according to the Pokedex, it's not found in the wild anywhere, but Tepig can be found in Mt. Mortar and Cinnabar's Volcano. Still, someone might be breeding Spoink, so if nothing else you can try your luck with getting an egg!

Oh, and I'm being terribly rude! I'm Jake English, it's a pleasure to meet you!

[There are no words.

Just this face.]

[This face. Jake thinks he's a great help!]

A... a squirrel, and a zebra...?

It was Aradia's idea, and...well...yeah, apparently that's a thing. I gave one of the Blitzle offspring to my best friend since he likes equestrian things. Well, and ironic things, which that took the cake on.

[Good job, you have officially weirded out Ellis. Ellis. The one who manages to end up weirding everyone ELSE out. But in a way he's also... intrigued. Does that mean he can actually get a catdog here?!]

Well... that is some crazy shit you just said, but damn it if ain't cool. Name's Ellis, by the way. I never introduced myself... I was too busy trying to figure out how that was even s'posed to work. Turns out, I really can't even figure it out in my head.

[Jake is...sadly pretty good at that. He grins cheerfully.]

No problem, Ellis! Pokemon are simply weird. I've given up trying to figure out how the breeding thing works. I pretty much leave it to my friend Aradia since she's far more interested in that stuff.

How are you liking Johto so far?

Are ya sure that's a good idea, considering she made a squirrel and a zebra breed? She sounds kinda crazy! No offense. I'm sure she's still pretty cool and all. But man that's weird even by Pokemon standards!

And... y'know, despite the weirdness, I think I'm likin' it a lot! There's a lotta cool people here. And Pokemon are just really damn cool!

None taken! She's a troll, so some things are expected to be strange in a cultural standpoint. But I think it's a good idea. Aradia's a very responsible girl and has a real passion for this breeding thing.

Indubitably! I've rather enjoyed my Pokemon adventure so far!

A... a troll? Whatcha mean by that?

[He hasn't had a run in with any trolls just yet, so... Whatcha mean, boy?]

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