Two Zombies; Video
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thisonetime_withkeith[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]
Alright y'all, I gotta problem.
I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.
Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.
Alright y'all, I gotta problem.
I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.
Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.
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Date: 2013-02-25 03:21 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2013-02-25 03:23 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2013-02-25 03:37 am (UTC)Maybe if you tried going to the next town you'll have better luck? Someone has to be breeding tepigs somewhere.
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Date: 2013-02-25 03:45 am (UTC)My Milotic, Cecelia is very shy, too. I spent a lot of extra time grooming her and doing one-on-one training between her and wild pokémon. Feeling pretty and confident in her own strength came over time with that.
I haven't tried breeding her yet, but it's not completely necessary to breed a particular pokémon with the exact same species.
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Date: 2013-02-25 04:06 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-25 04:15 am (UTC)Also, uh... Whatcha mean that she can breed with...other species...?
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Date: 2013-02-25 04:49 am (UTC)Yes! Good accessories are essential to making a fine lady. If you like, I could send you some extras of the gold accessories I recently got my Ninetales for Starter Appreciation Day.
[His cheerful expression falters a little.]
Well, my Umbreon once bred with a Swinub...
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Date: 2013-02-25 04:55 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-25 05:11 am (UTC)And hold on, lemme check that out on the 'dex...
[He looks up those two Pokemon's name, and then after a few moments, he just.
Gets a really shocked look on his face.]
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Date: 2013-02-25 05:15 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2013-02-25 05:38 am (UTC)[MAKING FRIENDS???]
It wouldn't be fun to go alone, anyway, right?
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Date: 2013-02-25 06:08 am (UTC)[France can't help but smile fondly at Ellis's behavior with Suee. It's always heart-warming to see people being affectionate to their pokémon.]
[The smile falters and turns into something of an uncomfortable grimace when Ellis figures out what France meant.]
Yeah... I don't really understand how it works. But it does. This isn't the weirdest pairing, though.
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Date: 2013-02-25 04:40 pm (UTC)I'm guessing you're a breeder.
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Date: 2013-02-25 08:48 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-25 11:18 pm (UTC)Video
Date: 2013-02-26 10:04 am (UTC)Exactly, man! It's gonna be awesome. Goin' places with friends is great. Especially when zombies are involved! But I guess Pokemon is just as good as zombies, right?
This is gonna be a blast, lemme tell ya. Hoo boy, I'm real excited!
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:18 am (UTC)I'm, uh. In New Bark Town.
But seriously how does that work?! That's like breedin' a cat and a dog! I know for a fact that it don't work! 'Cuz this one time me and my buddy Keith decided to try that, y'know, 'cuz we thought it'd be cool to make cat-dog babies, like maybe from that one cartoon called cat-dog. We didn't know what to expect, but we still wanted them to have babies anyway. Lemme tell ya, forcing a cat and a dog together don't work out, just ask Keith. He had claw marks and dog bites over ninety percent of his body! Nobody ever saw a cat and a dog work together like that before, it sure was a sight!
Point is, it just don't work!
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:29 am (UTC)And then Im not sure what to do with em but I guess Ill figure that one out when it happens.
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:31 am (UTC)[And he does, and when he finally gets to Ditto's page on the Pokedex, his eyes widen.]
But... it's just a blobby thing! How the heck is that supposed to work?
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:38 am (UTC)Well, I mean, when she gets confidence anyway.
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:46 am (UTC)Me, too. Um. When do you want to leave?
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Date: 2013-02-26 10:56 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-02-26 11:29 am (UTC)[Never again will he speak of that. Okay, flipping through some pages of a book in front of him, muttering "Tepig, Tepig" under his breath.]
Eureka! Okay, it can breed with a Pokemon called Spoink! [Checking the 'dex, now.] Hm, according to the Pokedex, it's not found in the wild anywhere, but Tepig can be found in Mt. Mortar and Cinnabar's Volcano. Still, someone might be breeding Spoink, so if nothing else you can try your luck with getting an egg!
Oh, and I'm being terribly rude! I'm Jake English, it's a pleasure to meet you!
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Date: 2013-02-26 01:31 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2013-02-26 09:08 pm (UTC)