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[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

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From:

thisonetime_withkeith

[It's okay. Honestly! Take your time. He's used to these kinds of things. Sometimes he just says things so profoundly deep that people just stare and become speechless. He's patient.]

My thoughts exactly! So I'ma try it.

Anyway, you keep makin' it sound like it's this weird thing that he lost his eye twice like that! It's just Keith man, this shit happens! And y'know, they've offered him glass eyes before but he said those were for sissies.

From:

ghostytrainer

Err...right. Okay.

[He's just...gonna go with it. Perhaps multiple eye loss is normal for his world.]

Anyway, good luck to you and your catdog ventures. My name is John Egbert, by the way. Since I never actually did introduce myself.

From:

thisonetime_withkeith

[Go with it John. Don't ask questions. You'll never sleep at night trying to figure it out.]

Aw, thank ya, man. And Nice t'meet ya! Mine's Ellis.

Edited (squints at that typo) Date: 2013-04-03 06:06 pm (UTC)

From:

ghostytrainer

Nice to meet you too! If you have any other questions about breeding or anything, feel free to ask. I'm not a breeder myself, but my fiancee is so I have picked up on a few things.

[He smiles.]

And if there's anything I can't answer, I'm sure she can because she knows basically everything.