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[The feed clicks on, and Ellis looks kind of exasperated. He takes off his hat and wipes at his forehead, before settling it back on his head and stares at the camera.]

Alright y'all, I gotta problem.

I got this pig. Her name is Suee, and she has maaajor confidence issues! I don't even know why, 'cuz she is the prettiest pig ya ever did see. I want her to know that and believe it! Because one day she's gonna need lots of confidence. 'Cuz... Well. I guess that kinda leads into my next problem.

Can anybody tell me how to find her a boyfriend? 'Cuz she's gonna have to make some babies one day, and I figure she's gonna need confidence and stuff in order to do that. But I been lookin' everywhere and I just can't find no damn pigs anywhere! So help a guy out, will ya? My pig and I need it real bad.

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From:

red_roses

Y-You could try catching a Ditto....they can breed with anything....

From:

thisonetime_withkeith

A ditto? Hold on, lemme look it up!

[And he does, and when he finally gets to Ditto's page on the Pokedex, his eyes widen.]

But... it's just a blobby thing! How the heck is that supposed to work?

From:

red_roses

I'm not sure, really. Maybe it's because all it can do is transform?

From:

thisonetime_withkeith

Oh... Well I guess that makes sense! But. Ya really think Suee would wanna get... uh. With one'a them things?

From:

red_roses

Um...I dunno....

From:

thisonetime_withkeith

Well... I don't either...

Maybe I'll stick to tryin' to find an actual pig, instead of the fake kind of blob-pig.

From:

red_roses

W-Well, my Ditto breeds with all my other Pokemon. So we at least know it works....

From:

thisonetime_withkeith

Well I guess if it works then I'll keep it in mind, but that'd still be kinda weird. I appreciate the advice though! You're bein' real helpful, little lady.