thisonetime_withkeith | One Zombie; Video, Action for New Bark Town

[For a moment, you can hear the confused murmurs of a guy trying to figure out what the heck this thing in his hands is. With a few choice curse words and some shaking the device, the feed flicks on and you get an up close of his face and his eye.]

Well there we go! Ain't this technelogical. Okay then. Holy shit! Any ah y'all out there? Ro? Nick? Coach? You ain't never gonna believe what happened! I got...

Wait for it...

[He splits into a grin and a laugh escapes.]

A Pokemon! Look! [He points the gear down towards the ground to reveal a red pig looking Pokemon.] I ain't sure if it's a girl or a boy, but either way I decided to name it Suee. I ever tell you guys about the time me and my buddy Keith went pig wrastlin'? Now, Keith thought he was big and bad enough to take on a whole pen full'a the bastards, but it turns out pigs are a lot stronger than he gave 'em credit for. He was-

[It's about that time that Suee sneezes and a puff of black smoke comes out, cutting Ellis off as he begins coughing and sputtering.]

Shit- Aha, anyway... Did you know 'pparently I'm supposed to breed these things? Got a breeders handbook 'n everything. That sure is weird, but I ain't complainin'! I am gonna breed the best goddamn suckers you ever did see, just you wait! Hehe...

And y'know what? Now that I think about it- I been too busy takin' all this in to actually think about it 'til now, but- I ain't seen a single zombie since gettin' here! S'that mean there ain't none here? Am I finally safe for once? Man if so, you guys need'a get your asses here pronto! You guys can see this right?

Niiiick? You out there man? Rochelle? Coach?! I ain't talkin' to myself am I?

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STOP. I want to hear more of this story! Tell me more about your buddy, Keith and his fight with the oinkbeasts! You were just getting to the good part!

[She don't give a shit about your friends and zombies. You can't just stop a story mid sentence like that!]

Your friends not here.

[Clementine's interest in this broadcast was originally simply enjoying the sight and sound of this happy, friendly-sounding newcomer's apparent unusual excitement over being here. But that last bit - and on top of it that accent...]

Did you say that there are zombies where you're from...?

Hold up a second, did you just say somethin' about zombies?

[--yes, another who's pinged by zombies. But not because of his world!]
Zombies, huh? Are you from Clem's world?

[This guy kind of reminds France of someone he hasn't seen in a long time and grudgingly misses a little bit. That accounts for the slightly amused smile on France's face as he responds.]

Zombies? Really?

I think I'll go out on a limb here and say that your friends aren't around. I'd recommend getting used to it.

[Also wait...did he mention zombies? Like, real liv...er...undead zombies?]

Also, just so we're clear...what kind of zombies are you talking about?

_{[Well if it isn't a chatty-cathy we got here.]

[Still, one word stands out in the middle of all that chatter.]}

... Zombie?

You poor thing.

[ Because, really, she doesn't envy anyone the esteemed occupation of Pokemon breeder, not with as many eggs as she's seen some people turn out. The pig is kind of cute, though. A fire pig maybe? It would explain the sneezing smoke bit, she supposes, but she doesn't allow herself to linger on that for long. She doesn't allow herself to linger on much for very long, filing away the man's seemingly familiar identification of the Pokemon and cutting straight to the matters at hand. ]

To my knowledge, neither your friends, nor any zombies are here. I'll count the second part as a good thing going off what I know about zombies. You'll find the accessible regions of this world, which aren't a part of your own world, are inhabited by conversationally challenged natives, Pokemon, and abductees like ourselves. As you seem ahead of the game otherwise, I won't explain the purpose of your Pokemon. Do you follow me?

Awww, now isn't he a cutie? Don't worry though, you ain't talking to yourself. You're transmitting lout and clear! Though, unfortunately, you may not be talking to your friends. Because they may not be here.

[It's a major bummer.]

Also, there aren't any zombies here, don't worry! Though there are ghosts.

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